i am going to BTN camp for five days beginning tomorrow.
kill me now kill me now kill me now kill me now kill me now
for those of you who don't already know, BTN camp is like National Service crammed into five days with the addition of an exam you must pass in order to qualify for your right to sell your soul to the government for a funded education.
if God is merciful he will give me swine flu in about ten minutes or so. and i will be able to show up at camp, register, and not even make it halfway through the night before infecting my entire dormitory at which point i will demand to be given the exam immediately so i can pass it and be sent home for fear of me dying a premature death in the middle of the jungle and giving BTN camp more bad press than it can already handle. i am also already trying to devise a backup plan in which i somehow manage to allege a random boy of attempting to sexually harrass me and have a freaking panic attack and proceed to make the same demands for the exam and return home etc etc.
but chances are, i will not be afflicted with swine flu, and i will not be harrassed by a random boy (omgpleasenopleaseno), which can only mean i will come home on friday undoubtedly enlightened with the art of how to use a public bath without flashing yourself to your surroundings. then again my surroundings will mostly consist of trees and buffaloes, which is ultimately preferable to perverts and voyeurs.
oh my god. sudden thought. what if someone at camp comes down with swine flu and i am then QUARANTINED up in that stupid mountainous place omgomgomgomgomg
FML
Sunday, August 16, 2009
my L is F-ed
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OMG. LIKE NS? shizzz. just go there for 5 days lar. NO SWINE FLU! choii (as in touch wood lol)
be a patriot.
serve your country.
Malaysia Boleh.
lol.
@mickyie: no swine flu but I think I'm falling sick :(( bleh. hey what's the deal with DBSK breaking up? :o
@Kuo Jian: i feel like kicking you.
omg, now? okay? eat more vitamins and drink more water ((:
omg, sigh. apparent JaeSuChun sued SM for "slavery" because of their contract duration (13 years) and not enough profits paid to them. rumors: they got about 20% (/5 means 1 of them gets only 4% of the profit) of the money they earned.
so those 3 are complaining. wanted to settle it closed doors but couldn't. so Su's dad initiated the lawsuit.
so they say, in any way, TVXQ is gonna break up even if they win the case. they wanna work under different company but LSM had already try to patent the name DBSK. the thing is Min and Ho aren't complaining!
if they win they will not work for SM anymore.
if they lose, SM will not want them.
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